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Crude Candles

These are definitely for those with a sense of humor.

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"My last F*CK, oh look, its on fire"

"My last F*CK, oh look, its on fire"
"Moist summery FANNY FARTS"

"Moist summery FANNY FARTS"
"Smells just like SWEATY BALLS"

"Smells just like SWEATY BALLS"
"Smells Like ASS"

"Smells Like ASS"
Everytime you light this candle, a"DICKHEAD DISAPPEARS"

Everytime you light this candle, a"DICKHEAD DISAPPEARS"
"Off ya F*ck BITCH TITS"

"Off ya F*ck BITCH TITS"
"Wrinkled like ya GRANNY FLAPS"

"Wrinkled like ya GRANNY FLAPS"
I like Candles, the word Fuck and maybe 3 people

I like Candles, the word Fuck and maybe 3 people
I'm not always a BITCH. Just kidding go F*CK YOURSELF!

I'm not always a BITCH. Just kidding go F*CK YOURSELF!
"Singed Minge"

"Singed Minge"
"Its a NIPPLE FLIPPERS kinda day"

"Its a NIPPLE FLIPPERS kinda day"
"How you doin' TURKEY TITS"

"How you doin' TURKEY TITS"
What's the useless bit if skin at the end of a willy called? A MAN!

What's the useless bit if skin at the end of a willy called? A MAN!
Don't be a "TWAT WAFFLE"

Don't be a "TWAT WAFFLE"
Light me up for SEXY TIMES!

Light me up for SEXY TIMES!