"Alcohol, because no great stories start with salad"
"Bee Yourself"
"Best Teacher Ever" Can Cooler
"Don't tell secrets in the garden..."
"Everyone brings joy to this office...."
"God is great, God is good...."
"Grumpy Old Man..."
"Grumpy old man...."
"HoHoHo - Merry Christmas" Gnomes
"I am Sweet, Loveable, Kind, Shy & Innocent"
"I'd rather be fishing"
"I'm not perfect, I'm limited edition"
"Just a girl who loves cows"
"Make yourself a priority" 16oz Tumbler (frosted)
"Merry Christmas" Candle
"No Trespassing - The dig has a gun and refuses to take his medication"
"We wish you a Merry Christmas"
"Welcome - Just kidding, please go home"
"Welcome to our home, please leave by 9pm"
"Welcome-ish, Depends on who you are and how long you stay"
"World's Greatest Mother" 16oz Tumbler (frosted)
"You bet Giraffe I'm cute"
"You'll always be my Best-Tea"
"Zero Clucks Given" 16oz Tumbler (clear)