Here's Your F*cking Gift Karen
Don't be a Twat Waffle
Don't forget to Blow Me out
Divorce - I was married once, But now I'm better
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Throat Punch, I win!
Mirror Mirror on the wall....
Off ya f*ck Bitch Tits
Here's your f*ckin gift, Ya Cock Muppet Looking Old F*ck Bag
Moist Summery Fanny Farts
Dear Mum, I am so sorry all your other kids are such big f*cking disappointments at least you have me. Love your favourite
I like Candles, the word F*ck and Maybe 3 People
My last F*ck, oh look, it's on fire
Wrinkled like your Granny Flaps
Nothing to see here Sugar Tits
Shit Happens, I mean look at your face
Happy day of birth Snatch Breath
Smells like Unwashed Ass
Smells just like Sweaty Balls
How you doin' Turkey Tits
Oh cheer up Wank Stain, No one cares
You are my Number (one)
Everyone knows you're a Wanker, Sometimes a bit of a Dickhead, Bue best at being a C*nt
You are as useless as a Turd on a Stick
Yo so nasty you had to cut your Tampon String to stop your crabs from bungee jumping
