Here's Your F*cking Gift Karen
Don't forget to Blow Me out
Divorce - I was married once, But now I'm better
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Throat Punch, I win!
Mirror Mirror on the wall....
Off ya f*ck Bitch Tits
Here's your f*ckin gift, Ya Cock Muppet Looking Old F*ck Bag
Moist Summery Fanny Farts
Dear Mum, I am so sorry all your other kids are such big f*cking disappointments at least you have me. Love your favourite
I like Candles, the word F*ck and Maybe 3 People
My last F*ck, oh look, it's on fire
Wrinkled like your Granny Flaps
Nothing to see here Sugar Tits
Shit Happens, I mean look at your face
Happy day of birth Snatch Breath
Smells like Unwashed Ass
Don't be a Twat Waffle
Smells just like Sweaty Balls
How you doin' Turkey Tits
Oh cheer up Wank Stain, No one cares
You are my Number (one)
Everyone knows you're a Wanker, Sometimes a bit of a Dickhead, Bue best at being a C*nt
You are as useless as a Turd on a Stick
Yo so nasty you had to cut your Tampon String to stop your crabs from bungee jumping
