Toilet Rules
"Welcome-ish, Depends on who you are and how long you stay"
"Don't tell secrets in the garden..."
1957 Chevy Bel Air
"God is great, God is good...."
"Grumpy old man...."
Bible Emergency Numbers
"Welcome - Just kidding, please go home"
"Welcome to our home, please leave by 9pm"
"Everyone brings joy to this office...."
"No Trespassing - The dig has a gun and refuses to take his medication"
"Alcohol, because no great stories start with salad"
