Mug - "Sorry I can't, I'm too busy raising my Mother inlaw's child"
Mug - "If I wanted to listen to an a**hole, I'd fart"
Mug - "True love is... Hanging together through the years".
Mug - "Happy Anniversary... We're one flip away from flopping"
Mug - Staffy, "I'm in love with a Staffy"
