Reed Diffuser
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Throat Punch, I win!
Shit Happens, I mean look at your face
Smells just like Sweaty Balls
Smells like a whole lot of Bullshit
Smells like Unwashed Ass
Soy Wax Melts
Thank F*ck we thought you'd NEVER LEAVE. Er, we mean Happy Retirement
Travel Tin Candle
Wrinkled like your Granny Flaps
Yo so nasty you had to cut your Tampon String to stop your crabs from bungee jumping
You are as useless as a Turd on a Stick
You are my Number (one)
You big beautiful batshit crazy bitch face
